Intro: Am, C, Em Am C Em I had a dream Am C Em I had a dream tonight Am C Em That I cut off a piece of the baby Jesus Am C Em To offend my friends Am Em C But the joke misfired, yes it did oh yes it did Am Em C Cause the piece of the baby I cut off it bled and it bled Am C Em I tried everything Am C Em I tried bandages and shit Am C Em I tried praying to it Am C Em But all to no avail Am Em C Nothing could keep the baby Jesus from bleeding Am Em C Oh no, nothing would keep the baby Jesus from bleeding Am C Em I got to stop having these dreams Am C Em They are killing me inside Am C Em They are killing me alive Am C Em They are ruining my soul Am Em C But nothing could keep these dreams from hurting me Am Em C No no, nothing could keep these dreams from fucking me up Am C Em And then the worst thing happened Am C Em The baby opened his eyes Am C Em And he stared into mine Am C Em And he started to speak Am Em He said listen boy I'm gonna throw you in hell Am Em I'm gonna make you scream I'm gonna make you yell Am Em I'm gonna make you wish that I never saved you C You ungrateful prick Am C Em So if you wanna be afraid of Jesus now Am C Em Cause his hearts filled with vengeance Am C Em And his souls filled with hellfire Am C Em And he's thirsty for blood Am Em So, be afraid of Jesus be afraid of Jesus Am Em Be afraid of Jesus, be afraid of Jesus Am Em C Be afraid of Jesus cause he's gonna fuck you up old school style I said, be afraid of Jesus be afraid of Jesus Be afraid of Jesus be afraid of Jesus Be afraid of Jesus cause he's really fucking pissed off at you right now